Look No Further, I’ve Got The Official Soundtrack to Summer

Last week, I was lucky enough to score a copy of Daft Punk’s latest Album, Random Access Memories.   For those of you not hip to the jive, Daft Punk is a French Electronic Duo responsible for pretty much every hook … Continue reading

The New Trailer for Anchorman 2 is Out (LOLZ Abound)

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In 2004 the classic Will Ferrell comedy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, was released and the world was gifted with limitless re-quoting material. Not since the first Austin Powers movie was there a film so filled with quotable hilarity. … Continue reading

Tell Mom She’s a Drunk in One Cliche Gift

Stunning.

Sunday is Mother’s Day, the one day of the year we thank the Jackals that gave birth to us. While most of the year you ungrateful brats give your mom nothing more than gum smacks and eye-rolls, Mother’s Day is the time when we actually … Continue reading

Sorry Fancy Lads, Antoine Dodson is now into Ladies

No doubt some of you are reading this asking, “Who the Heck is Antoine Dodson?” Let me just refresh your memory, he’s the “Hide Yo Kids Guy.” Still drawing a blank? Enjoy Antoine’s debut moment. It occurred a coupla summers … Continue reading

Spring Breakers is The Greatest Film Ever Made (SPOILERS)

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Yesterday L4L and I caught a screening of Spring Breakers. I’ve been meaning to see it since stills of all those hotties in bikinis made their way to the internet late last year. However, it was a friend’s plea that made me … Continue reading

Putin Says Put’em Out There

Schwing!

Vladimir Putin is not only the president of Russia, he’s also a man who knows the finer things in life. Yesterday while visiting Hanover Germany, the head of state was treated to show that almost made his head explode. A woman … Continue reading

HO NO MO: 70 Year Old Twin Call Girls Hang it Up

Forever glamorous.

The world’s most glamorous and experienced Professional “Ladies of the Evening,” the Fokkens twins, are hanging up their hooker boots and retiring, at the tender age of 70. They have been selling sex for 50 years each, a combined 100 years … Continue reading

Keep Calm and Snack On, Twinkies are Coming Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like a delicious zombie, Twinkie rises from the grave!

Last year was a dark time for snack cakes. Hostess, the go to brand for shame-eaters and drunks, went belly up. Twinkie the Kid, King Ding Dong and crew were tossed out into the cold made to sell their cream-filled … Continue reading

Try Not to Fall in Love With this Dreamboat

Be your own rainbow.

The nighttime is the right-time for lovers. Tonight I come to you with a speedo-clad Adonis who decided to join in on a workout at a resort he was visiting. What transpired was part beautiful poetry and part commercial for Jello Pudding … Continue reading

Nicolas Cage + Crystal Pepsi =The Most Glamorous Jacket in the World

Drink it in.

Last night while you slept the sleep of the righteous, you were being righteously screwed over. The world’s most exquisite, beautiful and PERFECT Jacket was sold for $199.99 on eBay. For its description the seller, jacobwrf (more like, jacobWTF) wrote: “This is … Continue reading