The Perfect Song to Teach Your Nana This Thanksgiving

The Official Holiday season kicks off Thursday with Thanksgiving. Ah Thanksgiving! The time of the year you’re held captive by a bunch of weirdos who insist on cramming horribly crafted foodstuffs down your throat. Sure, they may be “family,” but … Continue reading

Tater-Peelin’ Tuesday: A Guide To Poultry

Keep looking, those Giblets are in there. TATER PEELIN’ MAMA’S GUIDE TO POULTRY Holy roarin’ tea kettles! Turkey day is right around the corner! It seems like just yesterday we were shish-kebobbin’ it for Memorial Day and enjoying spritely little cocktails … Continue reading

Massive Eye From an Unidentified Creature Washes Up in Florida (You Know What MY Guess is!)

It’s beginning, people. The Megalodon is starting to get bolder! While having a relaxing walk on the beach Wednesday, Gino Covacci, of Pompano Beach, Florida came across what looked like a softball. After he kicked it over to investigate further, he … Continue reading

Pam Causes Slippery Situation For Florida Man

As a grade ”A” gutterskank and drunk about town, I’ve seen and been privy to some wacky hi-jinx. Until this morning, I thought I had witnessed it all. But oh! How I was wrong. Meet Barbara Hall Barbara is a sexually … Continue reading

Post By Mad Dad: New Student Orientation

New student orientation  My daughter begins kindergarten in about three months. The other week, the three of us attended something called “Kindercamp,” an open house of sorts where children get to visit the kindergarten classrooms and parents begin to freak … Continue reading