Lace Bermuda Shorts for Dudes are Now a Thing (Alternate Title: Loungerie!)

Last month Romphims, a Kickstarter abomination, hit the feverish internet news cycle. Mercifully, coverage of Romphims quickly peaked, and the horrible onesies for menfolk have all but evaporated from memory. Well, in a move that essentially crowns Summer 2017 as the season of … Continue reading

Wonder WHY!? (Alternate Title: Sit Down Impostor, MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN!)

After decades of stalling, allegedly attached stars, and an eternity in rewriting, that hot tramp Wonder Woman is finally about to have her own big budget Hollywood action film debut. Gal Godot is the starlet of the moment who made … Continue reading

Neck Breaking Regret From The 90’s is Getting a Reboot

Picture it, the 1990’s. Jewel tones, Ace of Base, and chunky platforms were KING, and the world was introduced to a sassy cobbler named Steve Madden. With his devil-may-care approach to physics, Steve Madden (before he went to jail as … Continue reading

This Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like

In these bleak days of geopolitical unrest, one could easily find themselves perpetually bummed out. add the fact that Game of Thrones isn’t premiering until July, and Payless Shoesource just filed for bankruptcy, and it really is tough to muster … Continue reading

Walt Disney World’s Finest (Alternate Title: Choke on it, Haters!)

A Michigan woman was arrested Wednesday night for choking a teenager at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Tabbatha Mature was vacationing with her family and patiently awaiting the nightly firework show, when she got into it with a teenager that … Continue reading

Horsin’ Around Taco Bell

A man rode his horse to Taco Bell and that’s not a punchline for a joke. Saturday night, Riverside California first responders received a call for help from an owner of a horse who fell into a hole on the way … Continue reading

Bad Decisions Forever!

Last week Lover Fo’ Life celebrated his 40th birthday. Mace is my counterbalance in the universe, so naturally, he refused the 3-ring circus of a celebration that I had envisioned. Where I love to brag in capital neon, L4L is … Continue reading

Liberate Yourselves!

Well well well, look who decided to show back up! Sorry kiddies, I’ve been busier than a bumble bee snorting meth in a bouncehouse. When last we met, I was on part 2 of 3 in the DASTARDLY DEEDS OF BUSHWACKER BILL … Continue reading

The Dastardly Deeds of Bushwacker Bill: Episode 2, A New Nope

When we last met, I was telling you all about my Supervillain father, Bushwacker Bill, the Red Terror of the (Disney) World. A man who, while described by many as a “straight arrow,” morphs into a dreadful menace that clips down innocent bystanders and the … Continue reading

Magic Band of Idiots

To my friends, family, fellow Disney nuts, and casual spectators, I assure you I had a good time on this vacation, I’ll eventually get around to writing the good memories, but I’m still in my RAGE CAGE, so…you’ll just have … Continue reading