There’s a litany of ridiculous rituals women force upon themselves, from Baby showers to lady fights over dumb dudes, womankind just can’t seem to cut itself a break. One rite of passage that I mercifully skipped, is the bachelorette party. … Continue reading
Attention all grouchymuffin readers, particularly my fellow skanks, sluts, ho-bags, low-down tramps, and hoochies: STAY OUT OF MIAMI!!!! A New Jersey Socialite (lolz at THAT oxymoron) was brutally attacked and beaten by a bevy of Miami Call-girls because they mistook her beautiful femininity … Continue reading
America, we’ve got a new WORST MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD, and it goes to Latasha Renee Love, of Charlotte, North Carolina. Latasha has a 13-year-old son, and as with all teenagers, he’s been testing her nerves. But unlike every other … Continue reading
Dee Samad, is a sassy older woman from Villa Hills Kentucky. Dee and her husband are retired and enjoying the finer things in life, like a backyard poolside bar complete with beer tap and a mini fridge stocked with cans … Continue reading
Fast food chain A&W has decided to blaze a hairy trail in advertising. In a revolutionary/revolting move, they have begun advertising on BEARDS. Got a face full of long, luscious, hair? Shimmy on over to the good folks at A&W … Continue reading
What’s the strangest way you deal with stress? No, I’m not talking about binge eating, drowning your sorrows in booze, or ingesting hoards of magic mushrooms, those are all fairly conventional ways humanity copes with stressful situations. No, I want to … Continue reading
Sunday is Mother’s Day, the one day of the year we thank the Jackals that gave birth to us. While most of the year you ungrateful brats give your mom nothing more than gum smacks and eye-rolls, Mother’s Day is the time when we actually … Continue reading
No doubt some of you are reading this asking, “Who the Heck is Antoine Dodson?” Let me just refresh your memory, he’s the “Hide Yo Kids Guy.” Still drawing a blank? Enjoy Antoine’s debut moment. It occurred a coupla summers … Continue reading
Miley Cyrus, Y’all. I really don’t get the whole look she’s going for these days. Sorry, if that makes me a hateful hater who loves to be cruel to woodland creatures, so be it. First, Miley dumped the weave and lopped … Continue reading
You’ll have to forgive me, all these years I’ve not been giving Reese Witherspoon her due. Thanks to adorable film roles and knockout red carpet moments, I just assumed I would have stolen Reese’s lunch money if we were in high … Continue reading