Universal Orlando To Open a Simpsons Land This Summer (Suck it Harry Potter!)

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If you’ve never experienced the brutal death march that is Orlando Florida in the summer. You’re missing out on lots of sweat, humidity and bickering with your loved ones. A little while back, I visited Walt Disney World in August and after years of … Continue reading

The New Trailer for Anchorman 2 is Out (LOLZ Abound)

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In 2004 the classic Will Ferrell comedy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, was released and the world was gifted with limitless re-quoting material. Not since the first Austin Powers movie was there a film so filled with quotable hilarity. … Continue reading

Watch Justin Timberlake Do 5 Shots in 10 Minutes (Celebrities are Just Like Us!)

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I see you there, sleep deprived and salty from the drunk sweats, your bleary eyes are blankly staring into the black abyss of the work week. Like you, I’m wishing right about now that I had a magical time-stopping watch. Stupid Monday. … Continue reading

Willie Nelson’s Portrait on Toast is the Coolest Thing SXSW Has Ever Done

Makes the Mona Lisa look like dog turds.

Whole Paycheck, er…Whole Foods is headquartered in Austin, Texas. Coincidentally, Austin is currently home to the South By Southwest Music and Film Festival. AKA The biggest reason to avoid traveling to Austin this time of year. Every March, Austin gets a … Continue reading

Yo, It’s About That Time: Mark Wahlberg is Considering a Funky Bunch Reunion

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Hold on to your Calvin Kline boxer briefs and put down that glass of Muscle Milk, I’ve got some GREAT news to start off your week. Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg is considering reuniting with his old crew, THE FUNKY BUNCH! In  … Continue reading

Pumpktris: The Completely Playable Tetris Pumpkin

Nathan Pryor is going places. In addition to being a programmer by trade, he’s  a brilliant fabricator of anything he dang well pleases. Give this man the proper tools, and he’ll figure out how to make magic happen. Nathan’s latest creation … Continue reading

Things That Make My Morning: Simply Stunning!

For the last 8 years, Smithsonian Magazine has held a contest for the best reader taken photographs around the world. This is the 9th year of the contest and here are just some of the AMAZING finalists. The best part? … Continue reading

Off to a stellar start.

I must be fixing to kick the bucket in a dramatic soap opera-like fashion, because things are WAY too awesome this morning to have any other possible explanation. Why do I say that? 1. Last night Jeffrey Eugenides (NAME DROP!) told me “Valor … Continue reading

Michael Winslow will blow your mind.

Good Morning my lovelies! ‘Tis a chilly 55 degrees here on this fine Fall morning. Angry Baby is snug in her pink skeleton long-sleeved shirt/pants combo and I am slurping down a homemade Pumpkin Spice Latte. I’m telling you, It … Continue reading