Coo Coo For Coconut Oil

I have thick, naturally curly hair that for a large portion of my life has been both a blessing, and a tangled, frizzy, curse. You can be sure of one thing, if a product has the words “for curly hair,” I’ve … Continue reading

What a Weekend

To say my weekend was incredible, is an understatement. Last week was poop, I’m not gonna lie, I needed a good one. We kicked it off with Lover Fo’ Life’s Birthday extravaganza at Fogo de Chao, and ended our Friday … Continue reading

Leaping into the Future

Today is February 29, 2012. It’s Leap Day! Once every 4 years, we get an extra day in February, today is that special moment. As I celebrate the extra day with my usual foolery and fun, I can’t help but … Continue reading

Seize the Death

Death waits for you, and that’s final. How’s that for an opening line, pretty bleak, huh? I never really considered or cared about my mortality until Angry Baby came into the picture. Yeah, I knew Death and Taxes were certain, … Continue reading

Taking a bite out of the nite.

I love the Megalodon shark. While many credible scientists fools consider the Megalodon extinct, I know in my budding Super-Villain bones that THE LORD OF THE DEEP still lives. I’ve said it many times before, but it bears repeating: We know more about … Continue reading

Brad Pitt to do the World a Solid in 3 Years. Alternate Title: Happy Monday!

Brad Pitt. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Whoops! I fell asleep on my keyboard. Sorry, it’s not my fault that Brad Pitt is so boring. Other than being name checked in a SHANIA TWAIN song (hot tranny 90’s mess!) Brad Pitt has accomplished nothing. Actually, … Continue reading

Shana Tova, y’all!

Last night marked the begining of Rosh Hashana! For the Chosen People, out there I say: HAPPY NEW YEAR! I don’t know why this isn’t the #1 song of all time. Now let’s all dance the Horah TEXAS STYLE!!!!!!!! (54 second … Continue reading

Oh snap, Einstein got served.

You gotta hand it to those fools geniuses over at CERN. The Geneva based LARGEST PHYSICS LAB IN THE WORLD, has released some news that is no doubt bumming Einstein’s ghost out. The European Nuclear physicists clocked a neutrino going FASTER … Continue reading

Classic Nick is a HIT! Alternate Title: Duh!

For years, the children of classic Nickelodeon have begged for an outlet to showcase the shows from Nickelodeon’s golden age, the 1990’s. Many purists maintain that the true heyday of Nickelodeon was the 80’s, but I disagree. The nineties are … Continue reading