Happy 40th Birthday, Cell Phone!

Can you hear me now?

Forty years ago, Motorola Lead Engineer, Dr. Martin Cooper perfected his invention and made the first successful cellular telephone call. Using the prototype for the DynaTAC, Cooper called the head of development for Bell Systems, Motorola’s main competitor at the time.That was April … Continue reading

Science Delivers A (Much-Needed) Uplifting Story

Sweet Victory.

  The last time I sat down to post something on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a time-wasting website, 20 children in Connecticut were very much alive and looking forward to the holiday treats that Santa Claus had in store for … Continue reading

The Wine Purse (Alternate Title: LUG-A-Chug!)

  Don’t you just hate that you can’t take a big jug of hooch into the places you need it most? Nursing homes, parent/teacher conferences, committee meetings, hospitals, Wal-Mart and kid recitals all frown upon sippin’ the good stuff while on their premises. Up until now, loveable … Continue reading

Always Forget

Behold! the most depressing/fascinating infographic ever… xkcd has really brought home the mind f*ck with this little ditty he doodled up. It’s notable/stupid events projected to when the majority of Americans will be too young to remember said event, it’s simply titled: “Forget.” To quote little Sigmund … Continue reading

This Should End Well…

Clive Palmer is a nutjob, but he’s a paid nutjob. Mr. Palmer is worth billions. In addition to being the world’s sexiest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon, you may remember Clive from the news earlier this year when he announced that he’s currently building … Continue reading

Another Score For Science (Goodbye Clingy Ketchup)

Since 1861, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, aka MIT,  has been a haven for some of the finest scientific minds in the world. One would imagine the hallowed laboratories of a university that gave us people like Buzz Aldrin and Kofi Annan would … Continue reading

Get Your Lick On (Not What it Sounds Like!)

78% of my life is based on the wisdom learned while repeatedly watching the classic 1971 film, “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” If you’re a superfan like me, you’ve most likely wished for specific confections to become a reality. Some of … Continue reading

Hug A Machine, Get Free Coke (The Jokes Write Themselves)

You’ll have to forgive me for my late post today, I was out saving the world. Well, maybe that’s a little overkill. The best part about being a writer is I work from home. Not only do I get to … Continue reading

One Small Non-Stand For Man, One Giant Leap For Lazykind

The Future is NOW! Cue the silver space suits and hoverboards, because we’re thisclose to living the FUTURISTIC LIFE of the FUTURE! Each day, science and technology are marching closer to the glorious time when our lives will resemble that of … Continue reading

Seize the Death

Death waits for you, and that’s final. How’s that for an opening line, pretty bleak, huh? I never really considered or cared about my mortality until Angry Baby came into the picture. Yeah, I knew Death and Taxes were certain, … Continue reading