Now Open For Real: A Bluth Frozen Banana Stand (Because there’s always money in the Banana Stand!)

Where's Mr. Bananagrabber when you need him.

Arrested Development’s Bluth Family once commanded an entire real estate empire. However, as every fan of the soon to be back sitcom knows, they almost lost it all through shady deals and illegal doings. The humble beginnings for the wealthy … Continue reading

Whataburger Ketchup With a Side of Vanilla Ice

Word to your Brother

People, yesterday in my world was one for the books. I got two major announcements involving two of my obsessions, Whataburger Ketchup and Vanilla Ice. If you’ve ever been to a Whataburger, you know the ketchup they serve is the greatest … Continue reading

These Arrested Development Teaser Posters Will Just Have to Do For Now

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On May 26th at 12:01am Netflix is releasing the NEW SEASON of Arrested Development. All at once we’ll be able to watch every one of the 15 brand spanking new chronicles of America’s favorite dysfunctional family. Sadly, 5/26/13 is several weeks … Continue reading

Fine Art Has Never Been More Hilarious

Never too much Stefon.

Pinkies up, y’all! We’re about to get some culture and class delivered hot n’ fresh by the Art World.   Los Angeles based Gallery 1988, is the go-to place for the latest in pop cultural art pieces. From Arrested Development … Continue reading

Remember G.L.O.W.? Watch a Documentary All About the Wrestlers!

YOU GLOW, GURL!

Dearest Audience. For years I’ve been your go to “heads-up” on everything awesome and worth loving. Sadly, I’m here today to tell you I completely dropped the ball. I blew it, screwed the pooch, missed the boat, kicked the meat … Continue reading

The Timberlake Appreciation Society Presents: Fallon Love With JT & Jimmy

Word, gurl!

Hear that? It’s the sound of Texan students collectively groaning that SPRING BREAK 2013 is officially OVAH. For the record, everyone’s miserable SB’13 is done… commuters are bummed that traffic is back to being a massive clusterf*ck, and School professionals are searching for that … Continue reading

My Own Private Heck (Starring Daniel Tiger)

I'm back, b*tches!

Author’s Note: I’ve been meaning to write this post for a very long time.   My Own Private Heck (Starring Daniel Tiger) This week marks the 10 year anniversary of Fred “Mister” Rogers passing. The sweatered old saint has been … Continue reading

Cloudy With a Chance of Slutty

Slow and slutty wins the race!

  Danielle Grant is my kind of Meteorologist. Grant is a sassy weather lady who resides in Spokane Washington and SHE’S GOT YOUR NUMBER, YOU HUSSIES.   Danielle was cheerfully giving the Valentine Weather forecast, at the conclusion of her segment, she … Continue reading

Goodbye, Greatest Television Situational Comedy In the History of Ever

Liz Lemon Finger Puppet

  30 Rock’s Series Finale airs Tonight. Blerg. The Tina Fey created Tracy Morgan vehicle has been a staple on my DVR for the last 7 years. I’ll admit, the first few episodes fell flat with me, but all that … Continue reading

News Reporter Owns Drunken Video Bomber with Hilarious Results

LOLZ. STD Interview!? Classic!

  Today it is my distinct pleasure to introduce you to your new FAVORITE Local News TV Personality. She’s a precious rainbow of gentle viciousness. Jessica Sanchez, News Reporter for Orlando’s WKMG is not the one you want to f*ck … Continue reading