Rant: The Humblebrag

We need to talk about the humblebrag. For those of you occupied with “having a life,” allow me to explain. The Urban Dictionary, clarion of modern-day slang and decoder of tween sayings, defines humblebragging as: Subtly letting others know about how fantastic your … Continue reading

Taylor Swift Goes After Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (Get the Vaseline and Hold My Weave)

Ever seen two chicks fight in a High School Cafeteria? The spectacle is part sad, part thrilling, with often a little hot thrown in. It’s quite a sight to behold. The gal who starts the fisticuffs takes off all her jewelry and … Continue reading

A Letter To Cribsy From the Holy See (Ya Later)

In my last dispatch,  I wrote about the REAL reason Pope Benedict XVI decided to kick his papacy to the curb. Because the internet is a beautiful thing the Holy See saw his way to write in and dispell all the … Continue reading

Cribsy’s Halloween Shopping Primer

There’s a chill in the air and a spring in my step. Today is October the first, the “official” start of the Halloween season! If you’re like me, there’s no such thing as only celebrating Halloween for a measly 31 Days. The … Continue reading

Breaking News!* Paula Deen Has the ‘Betes!

Put down those sticks of butter and stop the mainline of Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup, I’m going to need your FULL attention for this one…PAULA DEEN IS ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE SHE has DIABETES! OH NO, Y’ALL!!!!!!! With the saddening news, Paula can … Continue reading

EXTREME CRISIS! Alternate title: CONSUME TWINKIES, you Ding Dongs!

I wish I had a better note to start off your Tues-the-Extreme Day on, but there’s a business and financial crisis that we must devote our entire focus and energy on fixing. Hostess, the snack cake brand that houses hilariously … Continue reading

Classy Folks Take Note: This is How You Do It

If you are looking for the world’s most glamorous and refined creature, you need not look any further. I’ve found her. It was like any other Tuesday at the local Hattiesburg, Mississippi McDonald’s when all of a sudden, a car fireworks … Continue reading