Introducing, The BEARDBOARD

Fast food chain A&W has decided to blaze a hairy trail in advertising. In a revolutionary/revolting move, they have begun advertising on BEARDS. Got a face full of long, luscious, hair? Shimmy on over to the good folks at A&W … Continue reading

Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s are Being Sued (Insert Smug Grin)

No, they aren’t being sued for making kale seem glamorous, trafficking tofu or harboring rich a-holes too good for the Sack N Save. Whole foods and Trader Joe’s are being sued for something far more dastardly and exciting. The two biggest sluts … Continue reading

Willie Nelson’s Portrait on Toast is the Coolest Thing SXSW Has Ever Done

Whole Paycheck, er…Whole Foods is headquartered in Austin, Texas. Coincidentally, Austin is currently home to the South By Southwest Music and Film Festival. AKA The biggest reason to avoid traveling to Austin this time of year. Every March, Austin gets a … Continue reading

Coo Coo For Coconut Oil

I have thick, naturally curly hair that for a large portion of my life has been both a blessing, and a tangled, frizzy, curse. You can be sure of one thing, if a product has the words “for curly hair,” I’ve … Continue reading

The Greatest Resignation Letter Ever

Whole Foods Employees are just like us!!! They hate Whole Foods too!!!!! Making the rounds on the internets is a humdinger of a resignation letter. All of the names have been removed, but you’ll get the spirit of the thing. It puts the company on a … Continue reading

JAG (sorry Dad, it’s not about the show.)

I just can’t resist posting about Cee Lo I’m doing my routine Saturday afternoon groove down and I decided that one song was just too good not to share. It’s off of Cee Lo’s Lady Killer Yes, I know I’ve been on a … Continue reading