The Dastardly Deeds of Bushwacker Bill: Part One, Demon on Wheels

  “Here he Comes, here comes Speed Racer, he’s a demon on wheels. He’s a demon and he’s gonna be chasing after someone…” For you clueless youngsters, Speed Racer was a low-rent cartoon that played before anyone was up on … Continue reading

Magic Band of Idiots

To my friends, family, fellow Disney nuts, and casual spectators, I assure you I had a good time on this vacation, I’ll eventually get around to writing the good memories, but I’m still in my RAGE CAGE, so…you’ll just have … Continue reading

The Day Tom Ford Left Me

My dearest reader, I come to you a weary and wizened Cribsy. A week ago I was a fluffy marshmallow of optimism, and now, yours truly is a tooth-chipping Lucky Charms mallow of cynicism dipped in pure exhaustion. When I last … Continue reading

More Plot Twists Than Dynasty

Shimmy into your finest evening gown, or put on a Botany 500 Suit and meet me on the terrace for elaborately choreographed cat brawls and classy slapfights. I’m back with some juicy new developments that are sure to spawn hours of content and … Continue reading

Happy Friday: Let’s Get Bombed

There are few things in this world more unintentionally hilarious than a photo bomb. When done right, unsuspecting photography subjects are treated to priceless moments, frozen in time. Earlier this week, a man-made internet glory by awkwardly photo bombing a marriage proposal at … Continue reading

This 21 Foot Long Wasp Nest is the New Star of Your Nightmares

If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that wasps are the d*cks of the insect world. Anyone whose been unlucky enough to feel the business end of a wasp’s stinger knows that you don’t want to screw … Continue reading

8th Graders Lied to By Teachers, Hilarious Tears Follow

Teachers are the WORST when it comes to havin’ fun. For the most part, they’re are a total buzzkill. All that lecturing and those smarty pants assignments, who do they think they are, the sculptors of future humanity, or something!? But … Continue reading

“Hate Watching” the Academy Awards

For those of you who don’t know, “Hate Watching,” means you tune into a movie, event, concert or television show with the sole goal of displeasure. Inevitably, the joy you get from ridiculing the thing you hate most, provides enough … Continue reading

Post On Request: My Favorite Disney Attraction

Uncle Fester almost made me spit out my Yoo-Hoo with his winning caption in last week’s caption this contest. His prize, as it is for every winner each week, was a post on request. The topic Fester gave me was … Continue reading

Post On Request: Vacation Dad

I love Walt Disney World. I’ve visited the Resort (because diehards like me refuse to call it a THEME PARK) numerous times. Many would call it an obsessive amount, but not me…I can’t wait to rack up more trips.  Maybe … Continue reading