If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that wasps are the d*cks of the insect world. Anyone whose been unlucky enough to feel the business end of a wasp’s stinger knows that you don’t want to screw … Continue reading
Teachers are the WORST when it comes to havin’ fun. For the most part, they’re are a total buzzkill. All that lecturing and those smarty pants assignments, who do they think they are, the sculptors of future humanity, or something!? But … Continue reading
For those of you who don’t know, “Hate Watching,” means you tune into a movie, event, concert or television show with the sole goal of displeasure. Inevitably, the joy you get from ridiculing the thing you hate most, provides enough … Continue reading
Uncle Fester almost made me spit out my Yoo-Hoo with his winning caption in last week’s caption this contest. His prize, as it is for every winner each week, was a post on request. The topic Fester gave me was … Continue reading
I love Walt Disney World. I’ve visited the Resort (because diehards like me refuse to call it a THEME PARK) numerous times. Many would call it an obsessive amount, but not me…I can’t wait to rack up more trips. Maybe … Continue reading
The Tall Tale of the Phantom Ice Cream Our friends Blake and Misty have two children: Brinley is their five-year-old daughter and Brayden is their four-year-old son. I’ve personally spent and inordinate amount of time with Brayden. Our families scrunched … Continue reading
For the none of you that care, I’m a bit of a Walt Disney World nut. I’ve been more times than I can count, and fancy myself a true Disney expert. I know it seems bizarre a dock skank like yours truly would … Continue reading
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah: My Kid’s Song of the South I remember in middle school that the federal government decided to jam the ideas of “tolerance” and “equality” down our throats. The government decided we should actively teach 11-year-old kids not to be … Continue reading
