In case you’re still holed up in a fallout shelter stinking drunk off of your extensive liquor reserves, WE SURVIVED the 2012 version of Y2K, the MAYAN APOCALYPSE!!!! Unfortunately, it seems the fates spared humanity’s wretched existence just to destroy all that is … Continue reading
When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong: Wal-Mart So, I went inside a Wal-Mart … No singular statement evokes such an impending doom. I should know better. To tell you the truth, my most recent experience will most likely be my … Continue reading
Let me be the first to wish you all a HAPPY TUES-the-EXTREME day! Today is the day of the week we dedicate to LIVING LIFE IN THE EXTREME! Be it through extreme time-wasting, skankery, or surfing on a river of lava. … Continue reading
I’m in the wilderness and up to my elbows in wild boar entrails (it was a good hunt this morning, more on that later!) So it’s safe to say that I’m a million miles away from the SHOPSTRAVAGANZA of Black … Continue reading
Angry Baby was a champ the entire trip up here. This morning I watched the sunrise from my front porch and could feel the possibilities brewing (much like the sludge coffee in my cup.) Who knows what delights … Continue reading
Welcome to Thunderdome There are numerous things I dislike. In the top five is talking to others. This “personality quirk” (or, as my wife calls it, “being an a-hole”) makes self-check out at my local grocery store ideal. I … Continue reading
