Mario Kart Speed Skating is the Greatest Sport of ALL

The Winter Olympics are now over, thank freaking goodness. I don’t think that it’s humanly possible for me to give less f*cks than I do about the stupid winter games. Especially this year when Vladdy Putin, a size queen who … Continue reading

These Russian Dating Site Photos Are Better Than ANYTHING You’ve Ever Taken

Vladimir Putin, famous Despot and notorious stunt queen, divorced his wife of 30 years this summer. And while it’s rumored he’s already moved on with a young Russian gymnast (of course) if he’s still looking for love, Putin’s in luck because … Continue reading

Putin Says Put’em Out There

Vladimir Putin is not only the president of Russia, he’s also a man who knows the finer things in life. Yesterday while visiting Hanover Germany, the head of state was treated to show that almost made his head explode. A woman … Continue reading