Achy Breaky Heart Part 2 (The Jokes Write Themselves)

Yesterday, America’s least-favorite swamp rat/ offspring pimper, Billy Ray Cyrus, released a new single and accompanying video titled, “Achy Breaky 2.” The song is a rebooted version of Billy’s early nineties aural abortion, this time featuring aspiring rapper (and son … Continue reading

Twerk and Selfie are Now in the Oxford Dictionary (Alternate Title: I JUST CAN’T)

Blow out the candles, turn off the lights and lock up when you’re done because humanity as we know it is OVER. A coupla¬†weeks ago, I reported on the fact that those sluts at Miriam-Webster now include a definition of … Continue reading

I’ve Never Been Happier to be OLD: The 2013 VMAs in a Nutshell

True story, I had planned to get lit up like a Christmas tree and hate-watch the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Matter of fact, I skipped sneaking¬†my flask into a movie theatre on Saturday afternoon because I was saving … Continue reading