Titanium Screwed

Ever notice how when someone wants to tell you all about their problems, they often first ask “how are you?” Inevitably, like a dumb dummy, you start spilling the gories regarding the food poisoning you got from a rogue tuna … Continue reading

Goodbye, Summer…You Were Truly Hilarious

Happy TUES-the Extreme Day, y’all! Sadly, this Tuesday feels like a Monday due to the fact that most of us were binge-eating barbecue and swimming in buckets of cold brews yesterday as we celebrated Labor Day. Of course, as all of you … Continue reading

Tis the Season for Vanilla Ice

Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, friends. Today is the day each week we celebrate living life in the extreme. It doesn’t matter what you do, be it hoarding or whoring, as long as you go all out. EXTREME! This fine day I … Continue reading

I’m In Love (Alternate Title: Extreme Singing!)

I awoke this morning with a ray of sunshine beaming on me. The source of the bright and miraculous light came from my inbox, with a note from reader Rick that said: “This guy was born to be on grouchymuffin.” I … Continue reading

Nirvana’s Smells like Teen Spirit as performed by Dueling Cellos

Let’s start our day with a little culture! 2 Cellos is a duo of cello-playing dudes who will RAWK your face off. Pretty sweet, huh? Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, Errbody! Now, go out there and GET IT GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -The Crib Keeper … Continue reading