Sit The Hell Down, Yankee Candles

There’s something about the Fall that turns me into a candle burning, wax melting, home fragrance pushing pimp. It’s a well-known fact that from September-December, my house smells like a Hallmark shop¬†humped a¬†Garden Ridge Pottery on a bed of potpourri … Continue reading

Things That Now Exist: The Sock Monkey Kama Sutra

Thousands of years ago, that old slut Vatsyayana rocked the Sanskrit and wrote a definitive guidebook on human sexual behavior, The Kama Sutra. Filled with positions and general relationship advice, the book has been in rotation ever since. Over the … Continue reading