Tiny Hamster Thanksgiving (You’re Welcome!)

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! I have just witnessed the CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND I CAN’T STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPS!! TINY HAMSTER THANKSGIVING WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!!! THIS VIDEO IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! The hamster loving miniature masters at HelloDenzien have done … Continue reading

Thanksgiving 2013: Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Greetings, my dear friends. Today is perhaps one of the biggest nutkicks in the calendar year. See, it’s the Monday after the long Thanksgiving Holiday Weekend, and with the start of the Christmas Season, it seems everyone is dreaming of … Continue reading

Programing Note: Happy Trails, You Jive Turkeys!

It’s the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and we’re hitting the road to my favorite place in the world, The Liberty Longhorn Ranch AKA the family’s slice of heaven right outside of Stephenville, TX.Each year we gather at Thanksgiving and spend days … Continue reading

The Perfect Song to Teach Your Nana This Thanksgiving

The Official Holiday season kicks off Thursday with Thanksgiving. Ah Thanksgiving! The time of the year you’re held captive by a bunch of weirdos who insist on cramming horribly crafted foodstuffs down your throat. Sure, they may be “family,” but … Continue reading

Tater-Peelin’ Tuesday: A Guide To Poultry

Keep looking, those Giblets are in there. TATER PEELIN’ MAMA’S GUIDE TO POULTRY Holy roarin’ tea kettles! Turkey day is right around the corner! It seems like just yesterday we were shish-kebobbin’ it for Memorial Day and enjoying spritely little cocktails … Continue reading

A Very Angry Thanksgiving (Part One)

Last Tuesday Afternoon, I left you for the Liberty Longhorn Ranch. The Plan was to enjoy nearly a full week among family and friends in the midst of my absolute favorite place on the planet. Angry shenanigans, hissy fits and temper … Continue reading

It’s time to announce our CAPTION THIS Contest Winners!!!

“Guess the tryptophan does more than make you sleepy??” – Raye Runners up: “C*ckgobbler” – Thane “Warning! This cake tastes like d*ck!” – Chi Town “They always did look a bit like plucked turkey necks to me… Well, the ones … Continue reading

Pumpkin Spice Product Update Time!!!!!!!!!!!!

Less than two weeks from Thanksgiving and it’s like Christmas for Pumpkin Spice flavored product nut jobs like yours truly. If you are one of my people, you no doubt have the same biological inclination to purchase every single Pumpkin-Spiced flavored product … Continue reading