Sit The Hell Down, Yankee Candles

There’s something about the Fall that turns me into a candle burning, wax melting, home fragrance pushing pimp. It’s a well-known fact that from September-December, my house smells like a Hallmark shop humped a Garden Ridge Pottery on a bed of potpourri … Continue reading

Tis the Season to Tell Your Neighbors to Fudge Off

Well, I’ve just about packed all of the Halloween decorations up and I’m now anxiously awaiting this late afternoon when Lover Fo’ Life and I decorate our house for the Holidays. My dreidel is ready for a spin, and the pre-lit garland is … Continue reading

This Should End Well…

Clive Palmer is a nutjob, but he’s a paid nutjob. Mr. Palmer is worth billions. In addition to being the world’s sexiest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon, you may remember Clive from the news earlier this year when he announced that he’s currently building … Continue reading