Hot Topic to Open Lingerie Stores (The Jokes Write Themselves!)

Hot Topic, a staple store in abandoned shopping malls around America, is the place where you can get everything from “Punk Rock,” onesies for baby to chain wallets for your biker Grandpa. It’s a pantheon of “edgy” accessories, sanitized for bemused Moms and … Continue reading

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Ok, Maybe The World IS Ending

Kanye West, famed self-promoter and ego role model to yours truly, made news awhile back when it was announced he would be designing shoes for Nike. Yesterday, an auction for a pre-order set of his “Air Yeezy,” shoes sold on … Continue reading

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Stare Into The Face Of A Genius

Picasso, Renoir, Van Gogh…what do these 3 men have in common? They’re a bunch of monkeys slinging paint compared to TRUE ARTIST, Lisa Frank. For those of you who were homeschooled or aren’t Taylor Swift, Lisa Frank is the queen of … Continue reading

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Gimmie Gimmie, I Need: Kevlar Socks

Happy Hump Day you beautiful reader! If you’re like me, you’ve had a real turd of a week so far and the fact that it’s merely mid-week is soul crushing. Forget Wednesday being a hump, today is a mountain. Good thing I … Continue reading

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Feast Your Eyes on the Clothes That Inspired the Hunger Games Costumes

The Hunger Games, the first book in the trilogy by Suzanne Collins, was made into a movie that opened in the US today. I can’t wait to see it. Because you’ve either read the book, or you’re totally disinterested, I’m not … Continue reading

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Check Out These Hose (Not What it Sounds Like!)

One of the greatest things about being a man is, men aren’t forced to wear pantyhose in a business professional environment. Before I was able to con the universe into letting me be a writer, yours truly was a successful business … Continue reading

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