If You’ve Ever Watched NBC’s the Office, I’m About to Blow Your Mind

Like many folks out there, I’ve casually been a fan of NBC’s The Office off and on for years. One of my favorite characters is Phyllis Lapin Vance, the mild-mannered sex kitten with a penchant for taking her co-worker’s abuse. She’s a solid … Continue reading

It’s our Caption This Contest Winners!!!

“Would you like thighs with that?”- Uncle Fester Runners Up: “Good call on McD’s after a run!!!”- Russell “This Earth shirt makes me think I should make up global warming and invent the internet so I can tell everyone about … Continue reading

Post By Mad Dad: Smoke’em Peace Pipe

Smoke’em Peace Pipe: Political Correctness and Sports Noted sports columnist Phil Mushnick recently got into hot water for suggesting the New Jersey Nets be renamed the New Jersey … well … N-words. To his defense (I think), Mushnick did not mean … Continue reading

Pour One Out For Our Hipster Hero

Brian Wilson is the hippest baller in the game of baseball. He’s a full-blown icon in the hipster subculture. Though I don’t give a J.Lo sh*t about professional sports, I do care about this bearded d-bag. Brian’s supremely talented in facial … Continue reading

Post On Request: When Everyone Wins, Everyone Loses

Sammy won last week’s Caption This contest, and here is the prize topic he sent me to write about. “Why does every kid get a trophy. We need to stop promoting mediocrity. Kids need to learn to deal with, or … Continue reading

Post By Mad Dad: A 2012 Guide to Professional Texas Baseball

Crib Keeper’s Note: With today being the start of the 2012 Baseball Season, I thought I’d grant Mad Dad’s wish to write a sports post. Luckily, he’s made even professional sports interesting. Enjoy! Your Pal, The Crib Keeper Post By Mad Dad: … Continue reading

Post By Mad Dad: Actually, Five Year Olds Playing Soccer Isn’t The Worst Thing In The World

Actually, Five Year Olds Playing Soccer Isn’t The Worst Thing In The World When my sweet, darling child was born, I wondered about my first parent-on-parent fist fight connected to a youth sporting event. I assumed two things: I’d be … Continue reading

Happy Birthday, Texas!

The Republic of Texas was born today 176 years ago, and we’re celebrating at grouchymuffin headquarters! For everyone outside of Texas, March 2, 1836 is the day we declared our independence from Mexico with the Texas Declaration of Independence. As … Continue reading