Rich B*tch Tells Rescuers to Shove Off, Hires Private Helicopter

As I’ve told you before, I live in Texas…Katy TX, to be exact. My town is a bustling suburb of Houston with more money and rich a-holes than it knows what to do with. Often I find myself giving side-eyes … Continue reading

Happy Schoolin’ Texas!

Today is the day that MOST Texas schools are BACK IN SESSION. Parents are weeping, tears of joy and sobs of “Where did the time go!?” Me? I’m bummed the traffic will be kicking back up, but I’m also filled with glee. You see, … Continue reading