Lace Bermuda Shorts for Dudes are Now a Thing (Alternate Title: Loungerie!)

Last month Romphims, a Kickstarter abomination, hit the feverish internet news cycle. Mercifully, coverage of Romphims quickly peaked, and the horrible onesies for menfolk have all but evaporated from memory. Well, in a move that essentially crowns Summer 2017 as the season of … Continue reading

Forget Elf on the Shelf, Say Hello to WHORE IN THE DRAWER!

Happy Monday you beautiful babies, boy do I have a SPECIAL TREAT for y’all today! Years and years ago, when I was in College, I was part of a lounge singing duet. My partner was a hilarious and devastatingly handsome … Continue reading