Squeezing Melons May Prevent Breast Cancer

  Scientists are hard workers. They quietly slave away desperately trying to solve the riddles of the universe one painstaking experiment at a time. It’s a thankless job, really. Well, Science has made yet another startling discovery, and something tells me … Continue reading

Pour Some (Fermented) Sugar on Me

Outrageously Flavored Vodka, booze-soaked tampons and the freedom flask. All of these bizarre alcohol stories have been covered on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website. But today, I come to you with a spirited tale of a new spirit that just might … Continue reading

Post By Mad Dad: The Happiest Jump The Shark On Earth

The Happiest Shark Jump On Earth On Sept. 20, 1977, pop culture history was written. It was episode three of season five of Happy Days. It was called “Hollywood: Part 3,” the final episode of a storyline, which saw Arthur … Continue reading

Post on Request: Thoughts on the current state of TV.

For those of you living under a rock, last Friday I unveiled our 2nd Caption this contest. After a ton of comedic gems dropped on the comments section, reader Mark was judged to be the winner. The prize? A post on … Continue reading

Extreme Yawn: Lindsay to whip out her cans for Playboy.

Poor Hugh Hefner, bless his senile heart. Seems Hef and his magazine, Playboy have offered Lindsay Lohan a little under 1 million to shuck her clothes and show the world what we don’t wanna see her birthday suit. Of course because Playboy and … Continue reading