Mario Kart Speed Skating is the Greatest Sport of ALL

The Winter Olympics are now over, thank freaking goodness. I don’t think that it’s humanly possible for me to give less f*cks than I do about the stupid winter games. Especially this year when Vladdy Putin, a size queen who … Continue reading

Don’t Mess With Texas (Or Our Sausage)

Making the internet rounds this fine morning, is an angry customer call recorded back in 2007. A Texan man named Randy Taylor called the good folks at Jimmy Dean Sausage to register a complaint, he was angry that they discontinued their … Continue reading