Toy Rave: Goldie Blox

Yesterday, I set the internets on fire with my hate-filled diatribe against Crayola’s Color Wonder Fingerpaints. I figured today I would talk about a GREAT toy, since that wheezy old queen Santa Claus just loves to keep score this time … Continue reading

Squeezing Melons May Prevent Breast Cancer

  Scientists are hard workers. They quietly slave away desperately trying to solve the riddles of the universe one painstaking experiment at a time. It’s a thankless job, really. Well, Science has made yet another startling discovery, and something tells me … Continue reading

Science Delivers A (Much-Needed) Uplifting Story

  The last time I sat down to post something on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a time-wasting website, 20 children in Connecticut were very much alive and looking forward to the holiday treats that Santa Claus had in store for … Continue reading

The Roof is No Longer on Fire

Last week know-it-alls in Sweden announced the 2012 Nobel Prize winners. Normally, I’m too drunk and stupid to care about such lofty lauds, but this time around, I noticed a glaring oversight, specifically in the Nobel Prize for Medicine category. … Continue reading

Massive Eye From an Unidentified Creature Washes Up in Florida (You Know What MY Guess is!)

It’s beginning, people. The Megalodon is starting to get bolder! While having a relaxing walk on the beach Wednesday, Gino Covacci, of Pompano Beach, Florida came across what looked like a softball. After he kicked it over to investigate further, he … Continue reading

It’s The Most Wonderful Week of the Year

Not gonna lie, Shark Week is my favorite week of the year. Mostly because I love the great white shark and I am devoted to rediscovering the MEGALODON ALIVE! But ever since I chartered this tugboat into the absurd of a … Continue reading

This Should End Well…

Clive Palmer is a nutjob, but he’s a paid nutjob. Mr. Palmer is worth billions. In addition to being the world’s sexiest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon, you may remember Clive from the news earlier this year when he announced that he’s currently building … Continue reading

Mr. Wizard is Finally Getting His Due

Don Herbert AKA Mr. Wizard, is an icon to many. He created the “Science Show” for children way back in 1951 with “Watch Mr. Wizard.” Eventually, his 1983 Partnership with Nickelodeon opened the door for me and so many others, to … Continue reading

TEEF TERROR 2011: This calls for a Hot Dog.

Peace out, Screaming Baby…We’re taking this SCREAMING TEETHING FREAKSHOW on the road. Mother needs a hotdog. I may not have In-N-Out Burger, but I do have a Sonic near (sorry Gregs!) Anyscreamingbabies, they have been bombarding me with commercials for … Continue reading