Tell Mom She’s a Drunk in One Cliche Gift

Sunday is Mother’s Day, the one day of the year we thank the Jackals that gave birth to us. While most of the year you ungrateful brats give your mom nothing more than gum smacks and eye-rolls, Mother’s Day is the time when we actually … Continue reading

Happy 40th Birthday, Cell Phone!

Forty years ago, Motorola Lead Engineer, Dr. Martin Cooper perfected his invention and made the first successful cellular telephone call. Using the prototype for the DynaTAC, Cooper called the head of development for Bell Systems, Motorola’s main competitor at the time.That was April … Continue reading