Bad News and Sad News

Greetings Friday revelers, I’m in the midst of lugging, hauling and moving all of my belongings into our new house. Yours truly is covered in an inch of dirt and is beginning to smell like a men’s locker room. I ‘ve got quite a harrowing tale of … Continue reading

Put Your Vest Foot Forward!

Today is going to be a great day. How do I know this? Because I woke up to DEB “SPOONS” PERRY in my inbox. For those of you unaware of who this stunning vision clad in casual ware is, allow … Continue reading

The Hottest Skank in the Election Game is Back

Callista Gingrich, our future alien overlord, is many things. She’s beautiful, rocks the hail out of the clearance rack at Chico’s, has a helmet mane of bleach-blonde cotton candy, and most importantly, is down to party. You’d think having to hump … Continue reading

Parents Ruin Everything!

Folks in a Colorado neighborhood have cancelled their yearly Easter Egg hunt for kiddies. Seems the running, yelling, pushing and greedy grabbing, was just too much. No, kids weren’t responsible for the aggressive behavior, it was the parents who were to blame. … Continue reading