Post on Request: Ron F*cking Swanson

Pretty in Pinot won last week’s round of Caption This. For those of you new to our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website, the prize was she could give me a topic, that I would then whittle into a hilarious post just … Continue reading

Make Way For the Tetris Master. Alternate Title: Extreme Talent!

Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, my beautiful babies! Today’s the day of the week we devote to living TUES the EXTREME! Whatever you do today, make sure you find some time to BE EXTREME! In the spirit of this special day of the … Continue reading

Moustache Monday: Happy Holidays Edition!

Merry Moustache Monday, my beautiful babies! It’s that time of the season when we remember the reason for moustache celebration. Lip Sweaters of the world: get ready, today is all about you! Happy Moustache Monday!!! (YES I spell it the European way, MOUSTACHE is funnier, … Continue reading