After School Special: Hell Week

Hello old friend. While it has only been 4 days since I last sat down before you to crack wise and make cat calls, I stand before you today a completely different person, but I’m getting ahead of myself. Allow me … Continue reading

Priest Still Uses Powerpoint, Hilarity Ensues.

The Catholic Church, has had some really bad PR years. No, I’m not referring to the Spanish Inquisition, I’m talking about child molestation scandals. The Pope and his crew aren’t playing around, last month Vatican decreed that no Priest is to have … Continue reading

Check out these PUMPKINS (not what it sounds like!)

Happy Halloween my beautiful babies! It’s like Christmas for creepos and skanks alike! Since I’m proudly BOTH of those things, TODAY RULES FOR MY KIND!!!! So Crib Keeper, how are you celebrating the BIG DAY? So glad you asked. I’m spending the … Continue reading

Post By MAD DAD: I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings One thing I’ve never understood is when adults – most of whom have children – complain about not having enough time. “Where do you find the time?” they ask me. “I make time.” … Continue reading