Post on Request: Ron F*cking Swanson

Pretty in Pinot won last week’s round of Caption This. For those of you new to our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website, the prize was she could give me a topic, that I would then whittle into a hilarious post just … Continue reading

Steinbeck’s Epic Texas Quote

  I’ll admit, the title of this post mimic’s that of one written by an English Teacher trying to trick her students into reading John Steinbeck. But seeing as today is TEXAS INDEPENDENCE DAY, this post is merely trying to trick … Continue reading