The Shopkins Baroness Speaks: Toy Hustlers

I’ll never forget the day I met ol’ chipped tooth. It was 9:45 on a sweltering August morning. My 3 year old had brought me to this lowly place in life, standing outside of a toy store, waiting for the … Continue reading

Meet The Mary Poppins of Braziers (Alternate Title: Bow Down!)

If there’s one thing that I love most about my job as curator of┬áthis clap trap hobo parlor of a website, it’s the reader submissions. Each and every day, my inbox is treated to various clips and snips of insanity, … Continue reading