Hellf on the Shelf (Elves Gone Wild)

It’s been almost two months since I last filled you in on the rolling horror-show that has been 2014. For those of you Johnny-Come-Latelys too stoned from gas huffing, let me be clear, as far as my family is concerned, 2014 can … Continue reading


I am the eldest of 3 children. My brother is 4 years younger and every good thing that has happened to me, he’s beaten me to the punch on sharing with our parents. Let’s say I got the lead in … Continue reading

Gimme Gimme, I Need: THE PIZZA CAKE!

It’s THE END of September, WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! For the record, I’ve never been so happy to see a month GTFO. As previously mentioned on this shabby joke-shanty of a blog: 9/1 my Mom unexpectedly peaced out forever 9/3 was Baby Bro’s saddest … Continue reading