It’s Her Party And She’ll Cry if She Wants to

Do you like watching people writhe in misery? Does the thought of listening to hours of relentless screaming make you giggle? Can you find enjoyment where others only see torture? If you answered, “yes” to any of these questions, you … Continue reading

Goodbye, Baby

2 years ago this very day, I gave birth to the Angriest little jellybean the world has ever witnessed. We immediately began calling her Angry Baby. Since then, Doctors, Nurses, innocent bystanders and deserving family have all fallen victim to her burning hot … Continue reading

Harriet Houdini

Angry Baby is 21 months, but as far as she’s concerned, girlfriend is two years old. Since moving earlier this Summer, Lover Fo’ Life and I have made a point to give Angry Baby her own space to play, run … Continue reading

Afterschool Special: No Mother In Law Jokes, Please

Hi, my name is the Crib Keeper. You may remember me from previous writings and long-winded fart jokes that have appeared on this very website. I’ve been absent from our realm of the absurd for a few days, but I … Continue reading

The Following Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Believe it or not, even budding super villains tear up sometimes. This morning, I was reduced to a lip-quivering, snot bustin,’ blubbering, gold-heart after watching the following video. YouTube User MidwestCurrans explains it all in the video’s description: “Matt has Spastic CP, … Continue reading

Extremely Precious:15 Minute Old Baby Gives Dad the Finger

Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, my beautiful babies! Today we delve into the realm of the EXTREME. Me? I’m celebrating our weekly holiday by being EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE. Between helping Lover fo Life pack for his trip to Brazil (I take him to … Continue reading