Fudge You, Cancer

Seeing as this lazy woman’s crusade to charter the seas of sheer nonsense has been around for over half of a decade, there are certain patterns that show themselves. One being that when yours truly, AKA Cribsy, is gone for … Continue reading

Afterschool Special: No Mother In Law Jokes, Please

Hi, my name is the Crib Keeper. You may remember me from previous writings and long-winded fart jokes that have appeared on this very website. I’ve been absent from our realm of the absurd for a few days, but I … Continue reading

I’ll have the Nachos with a side of leering, please.

Last night I met my mother in law for dinner at a local Mexican restaurant. This is a place we frequent with her, the food is decent, but more importantly, it’s never crowded and the wait staff leaves you alone, … Continue reading

Home Alone.

Grouchy Granny (who’s not really a grouch,) is watching Angry Baby for the day. Why? Because I’ve got to get some stuff done. Angry Baby has been a real Queen-la-teef-a lately, and I have a deadline tomorrow. I’m running errands, … Continue reading