Happy Shark Week! (It’s Like Christmas, Hanukkah and Arbor Day For Our People)

Happy Shark Week, you ol’ salty sluts. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and I for one can’t wait for the Discovery Channel to trot out the old same shark shows, and reward us with some NEW SHARK-RELATED … Continue reading

Record Huge Killer Shark Caught Off The California Coast

Monday morning, a team of fishermen filming an Outdoor Channel Reality Show called, “The Professionals,” caught an 11 ft. 1,323.5 lb. Mako Shark off the coast of Huntington California in the Sea of Cortez. The shark is currently being verified as … Continue reading

Extinct Whale Found Alive (I Think You Know Where I’m Going With This One)

Santa Claus may be a wheezy old bear wrapped in velvet, AKA the ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS Queen, but this year homeboy has already given yours truly a heckuva gift. This week it was announced the Pygmy Right Whale, a creature that … Continue reading