A Bittersweet Day for Shark Enthusiasts

What if I told you there was a private yacht in existence with a 120 ton aquarium on board? Well there is. Matter of fact, the private floating aquarium is for one fish only: DEADLY SHARKS. If you’re like me … Continue reading

Eat it, Disney!

For the none of you that care, I’m a bit of a Walt Disney World nut. I’ve been more times than I can count, and fancy myself a true Disney expert. I know it seems bizarre a dock skank like yours truly would … Continue reading

$60,000 buys a lot of Celine Dion Concert Tickets

Rich nutjobs and ostentatious Leonardo Di Caprio enthusiasts, take a moment to read the following…everyone else, keep reading, but engage eye-rolling sequences NOW. 2012 is going to be a great year for vacationing to historic maritime disasters. I say this because … Continue reading

Science finally doing something right: The Big Foot Edition!

Good Morning my beautiful babies! I am snoozing into my homemade pumpkin spice latte and let me tell you I’m lookin’ RUFF. Your ol’ pal the Crib Keeper decided to knock a soda-pop back at 9pm, so I was up … Continue reading

Yet another reason to rush to the Philippines

Ladies and Gentlemen, stop all of your current vacation plans! I’ve got the place for you to start booking those dead of winter getaways, THE PHILIPPINES! Yesterday they pulled a 2,000 lbs. 21 foot male crocodile out of the creek, … Continue reading