Lance Armstrong Stripped Down (Not What it Sounds Like!)

Yellow band bracelet fans, smug suburban fathers who cut me off in traffic, and Cancer crusaders are going to be putting Bailey’s in their cereal this morning. Lance Armstrong, national treasure and hero to millions, just got stripped of his … Continue reading

Afterschool Special: No Mother In Law Jokes, Please

Hi, my name is the Crib Keeper. You may remember me from previous writings and long-winded fart jokes that have appeared on this very website. I’ve been absent from our realm of the absurd for a few days, but I … Continue reading