If You Laugh at Only One Chubby Kid Today…

It’s a good thing I never had a Bat Mitzvah. Because if I had, there would be an embarrassing video of me dancing/singing to whatever awful 1990’s trash I was into at the time. Luckily in 1992, Shaun Sperling had … Continue reading

Post on Request: Madonna, Breastaurant Consultant

Congrats to reader Sammy, who won our latest round of Caption This! Sammy is a since pre-school friend. He’s a Man’s man who also happens to be hilarious. Anymacho, Sammy sent me the following topics… “Topic- Madonna hang it up or … Continue reading

Everything I Do, I Do it For You (Even if it Means Watching the Super Bowl)

What would you slacking skanks do without me? I wonder if you’ve ever stopped to consider the extensive research I put into my plops posts? I’ll bet you haven’t. Consider the following, last night I had to comfortably sit on my … Continue reading

I’m too bored to even come up with a title.

Last night was the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards; I could give two “J.Lo’s” about it because frankly, I can’t stand celebrity awards shows. For the first business quarter of every year, Hollywood trots out their finest in prom dresses so … Continue reading