We Could All Use a Strong Dose of Cute Right Now

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Between bombings, explosions and manhunts, this has been a really sh*tty week. And don’t get me started on the nutjobs channeling their inner Jessica Fletcher on social media. Because we all need to take a breath and break from the clusterfudge that the … Continue reading

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Art Attack on a Plate! Alternate Title: Extreme Lunch!

Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, my darlings! Yesterday I closed on the house, and this afternoon Angry Baby and I will take our first dip in our NEW POOL! I’m extremely excited and am beaming like a big ol’ ball of sunshine. … Continue reading

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Delicious or Disgusting: YOU DECIDE!

Ah! Spring has sprung, and with the glorious weather here (or around the corner for many of you,) comes the itch that only camping can scratch. Camping, or living like a hobo in the woods as some call it, is … Continue reading

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Post on Request: Ron F*cking Swanson

Pretty in Pinot won last week’s round of Caption This. For those of you new to our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website, the prize was she could give me a topic, that I would then whittle into a hilarious post just … Continue reading

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The Lucky Turkey Joke Stand Forever

Reader ABAuntie won our latest caption this contest, and as you know by now, the prize for winning is simple: I write a post based solely on a topic she gave me. Upon learning of her win, she messaged me last … Continue reading

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See You Next Year

One of my favorite things is telling people, “See you next year,” at New Year’s. I love it. Had a gynecologist’s appointment earlier in the week (shout out to Dr. Jinx) and as I hi-fived him on my way out, I said: … Continue reading

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Something Straight from the Vault (aka: my heart.)

Happy Father’s Day Everyone!!! In honor of his day, I thought I would give an extra shout out to my Lover fo’ Life. We’re back from riding the gun ranges and he is taking a luxurious 2 hour nap, courtesy of yours truly. Angry … Continue reading

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