I am the eldest of 3 children. My brother is 4 years younger and every good thing that has happened to me, he’s beaten me to the punch on sharing with our parents. Let’s say I got the lead in … Continue reading

A Decade In (Alternate Title: Happy Anniversary, L4L!)

Today marks ten years since Lover Fo’ Life and I said “I do” in a crummy Chapel in front of the oldest minister in Las Vegas (who had a coke fingernail, BTW.) In the decade since, we’ve traveled, hysterically laughed every … Continue reading

The Roughest Draft

Right now I’m “leveling up,” in the game of adulthood. Today my brother, sister and I are in the midst of completing some boss-level emotional video game sh*t. When the dust clears and the tears have dried (temporarily,) I’ll regroup and … Continue reading

Hail To The Chief Time Waster

The job President of the United States is a high-stress and mentally taxing position. It always surprises me that so many people have aspirations to occupy the office, because it’s such a pain in the ass to be Commander in … Continue reading

We Could All Use a Strong Dose of Cute Right Now

Between bombings, explosions and manhunts, this has been a really sh*tty week. And don’t get me started on the nutjobs channeling their inner Jessica Fletcher on social media. Because we all need to take a breath and break from the clusterfudge that the … Continue reading

Art Attack on a Plate! Alternate Title: Extreme Lunch!

Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, my darlings! Yesterday I closed on the house, and this afternoon Angry Baby and I will take our first dip in our NEW POOL! I’m extremely excited and am beaming like a big ol’ ball of sunshine. … Continue reading

Delicious or Disgusting: YOU DECIDE!

Ah! Spring has sprung, and with the glorious weather here (or around the corner for many of you,) comes the itch that only camping can scratch. Camping, or living like a hobo in the woods as some call it, is … Continue reading

Post on Request: Ron F*cking Swanson

Pretty in Pinot won last week’s round of Caption This. For those of you new to our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website, the prize was she could give me a topic, that I would then whittle into a hilarious post just … Continue reading

The Lucky Turkey Joke Stand Forever

Reader ABAuntie won our latest caption this contest, and as you know by now, the prize for winning is simple: I write a post based solely on a topic she gave me. Upon learning of her win, she messaged me last … Continue reading

See You Next Year

One of my favorite things is telling people, “See you next year,” at New Year’s. I love it. Had a gynecologist’s appointment earlier in the week (shout out to Dr. Jinx) and as I hi-fived him on my way out, I said: … Continue reading