London Bawling

Lover Fo’ Life is currently away on business in Jolly ol’ London Town. He won’t be back until next month.   I’ll spare you the details of my state. It’s best we not discuss the underwater swim cries, binge re-watching … Continue reading

London’s Cake Hotel Was Just as Delicious As it Sounds

Remember Hansel and Gretel? The children’s story, not the Movie starring Grumpy Cat AKA Jeremy Renner. Two kids are lured into an evil witch’s clutches by entering her sumptuous,¬†life-size,¬†gingerbread house. Admit it, you’ve fantasized about diving into a non-cannibal hag … Continue reading

The London Games Opening Ceremony (Alternate Title: Make it Stop)

I have been best frienemies¬†with my arch-nemesis Mark, since 1999. We met in Mythology class and bonded over a shared disdain for the dipsh*ts sharing said class with us, and a mutual love for the made for television movie, “The … Continue reading

WHAT!? Speak up, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

Virgin Atlantic is an airline that obviously has more money than they know what to do with, either that or the person in charge of training is insane. The airline is currently developing an Upper Class Dream Suite that will … Continue reading

Holy Crap, this is an OIL PAINTING!

I’m gonna blow your mind this morning (getyourmindoutofthegutter!) The painting you are looking at, yes…the OIL PAINTING you’re staring at rite now was just voted the “Best Painting,” by the public visiting the London National Portrait Gallery. The painting, (YES … Continue reading