VELVEETA CRISIS! (Terror Threat Level: Creamy Yellow)

The End Times are here and now is the moment to panic! Sound the alarm and batten down the hatches, because sh*t’s about to get real. Kraft foods, a stalwart in the processed food game, released some pretty not-chill news yesterday: … Continue reading

Grey Poupon is Bringing Back The ‘Pardon Me’ Ads (For Me to Poop on)

The 1980’s were a golden time for many things: Children’s Breakfast Cereals, shoulder pads and Ad Slogans. Consider this: “Where’s the beef?, I want my MTV! and I’ve Fallen and I can’t get up!” were all Ad-Slogans birthed during the 80’s.   … Continue reading