Keep Calm and Snack On, Twinkies are Coming Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like a delicious zombie, Twinkie rises from the grave!

Last year was a dark time for snack cakes. Hostess, the go to brand for shame-eaters and drunks, went belly up. Twinkie the Kid, King Ding Dong and crew were tossed out into the cold made to sell their cream-filled … Continue reading

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That Slut Little Debbie is Licking Her Greedy Chops

Once upon a time, January of this year to be exact, a devastatingly beautiful and hilarious writer wrote a frantic plea for an American Icon, Hostess Brand Snack cakes . In her genius piece, the writer begged readers to buy every … Continue reading

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Hostess is Crumbling

Sound the sirens, engage your emergency worst case scenario plan, grab your bug-out bag and go to your fall out shelter, it’s the end times. America, I have some horrible news that you’re going to shame eat a box of Twinkies over … Continue reading

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EXTREME CRISIS! Alternate title: CONSUME TWINKIES, you Ding Dongs!

I wish I had a better note to start off your Tues-the-Extreme Day on, but there’s a business and financial crisis that we must devote our entire focus and energy on fixing. Hostess, the snack cake brand that houses hilariously … Continue reading

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