Pat Sajak’s Give A Crap is Busted Beyond Repair

For years, I’ve been your field guide to the absurd, drunken, nonsense parade that is the interweb. One of my earliest posts, addressed Mr. Pat Sajak, host of television’s Wheel of Fortune. Matter of fact, anytime America’s favorite Keebler Elf makes news, I … Continue reading

Crazy Prancercise Lady Returns (Alternate Title: Jigglin’ Plumz)

Last year, the world was introduced to the unending glamour and beauty of Joanna Rohrback, inventor of Prancercise®, the only trademarked exercise regimen that has you prancing your way to fitness. If you’ve never watched this gorgeous gazelle in action, … Continue reading