The Perfect Song to Teach Your Nana This Thanksgiving

The Official Holiday season kicks off Thursday with Thanksgiving. Ah Thanksgiving! The time of the year you’re held captive by a bunch of weirdos who insist on cramming horribly crafted foodstuffs down your throat. Sure, they may be “family,” but … Continue reading

It’s Her Party And She’ll Cry if She Wants to

Do you like watching people writhe in misery? Does the thought of listening to hours of relentless screaming make you giggle? Can you find enjoyment where others only see torture? If you answered, “yes” to any of these questions, you … Continue reading

Cribsy’s Halloween Shopping Primer

There’s a chill in the air and a spring in my step. Today is October the first, the “official” start of the Halloween season! If you’re like me, there’s no such thing as only celebrating Halloween for a measly 31 Days. The … Continue reading

Harriet Houdini

Angry Baby is 21 months, but as far as she’s concerned, girlfriend is two years old. Since moving earlier this Summer, Lover Fo’ Life and I have made a point to give Angry Baby her own space to play, run … Continue reading

Afterschool Special: No Mother In Law Jokes, Please

Hi, my name is the Crib Keeper. You may remember me from previous writings and long-winded fart jokes that have appeared on this very website. I’ve been absent from our realm of the absurd for a few days, but I … Continue reading

Reunited & It Feels So Good

You’ll have to forgive me for taking the day off from you yesterday, my darling reader. You see, yesterday Lover Fo’ Life came home from his trek of infinity to Brazil. At 2.5 weeks, it’s the longest he and I have … Continue reading

Extremely Precious:15 Minute Old Baby Gives Dad the Finger

Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, my beautiful babies! Today we delve into the realm of the EXTREME. Me? I’m celebrating our weekly holiday by being EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE. Between helping Lover fo Life pack for his trip to Brazil (I take him to … Continue reading

Post On Request: Disinterest

Mansfield Counseling won our latest round of caption this, his request was simple. “What do you think about Pinterest?” Post On Request: Disinterest Over a year ago, a girlfriend of mine start emailing me random dispatches from something called “Pinterest.” … Continue reading

The Booze-quet: This Changes Everything!

For thousands of years, stupid flowers have been hogging the affection stage. Anytime there’s an event where love is present: Weddings, dances, holidays, funerals, flowers are sure to be there, stinking up the joint with their lousy petals. Phooey on goody-goody floral … Continue reading