The Evolution of Skanky Halloween Costumes

Ah October! This is the time of year that I just love, as a creepy creeping creep, I can’t get enough of the HALLOWEEN SPIRIT! My house is chock full o’ horrifying decor and we’ve had a constant loop of … Continue reading

Man Arrested For Ordering “The Happy Ending Meal” at McDonald’s

Donald Jones is a man from New Mexico that knows what a woman wants in this world. Last Friday, he went to a park in Albuquerque and picked up a lady known for her ho-strolling ways. He then drove his new … Continue reading

Pour Some (Fermented) Sugar on Me

Outrageously Flavored Vodka, booze-soaked tampons and the freedom flask. All of these bizarre alcohol stories have been covered on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website. But today, I come to you with a spirited tale of a new spirit that just might … Continue reading