Introducing, The BEARDBOARD

Fast food chain A&W has decided to blaze a hairy trail in advertising. In a revolutionary/revolting move, they have begun advertising on BEARDS. Got a face full of long, luscious, hair? Shimmy on over to the good folks at A&W … Continue reading

Post By Mad Dad: Dispatches From SXSW

Dispatches from SXSW I wish I could say to you that my time at SXSW was a whirlwind of bands, beer, illicit behavior, impromptu meals and marginal sleep used as bookends on the shelf of debauchery. Instead, I pretty much … Continue reading

Willie Nelson’s Portrait on Toast is the Coolest Thing SXSW Has Ever Done

Whole Paycheck, er…Whole Foods is headquartered in Austin, Texas. Coincidentally, Austin is currently home to the South By Southwest Music and Film Festival. AKA The biggest reason to avoid traveling to Austin this time of year. Every March, Austin gets a … Continue reading

Check Out These Hose (Not What it Sounds Like!)

One of the greatest things about being a man is, men aren’t forced to wear pantyhose in a business professional environment. Before I was able to con the universe into letting me be a writer, yours truly was a successful business … Continue reading