Ronald McDonald Got A Makeover, Y’all

Ah McDonald’s! If they aren’t tempting you with their various fried frankenfood, they most assuredly are creeping you out with their mascot, the red-haired and magnanimous, Ronald McDonald. In 1964, the great Willard Scott first donned the make-up and became … Continue reading

I’m Lovin’ It: Florida Man Arrested for being a McPervert

69-year-old Steve Orville Clemons is a lot like you and I. He enjoys the convenient access that a drive-thru establishment allows, is a fan of multi-tasking, and he likes to save a buck by purchasing cheap vittles. For all of these reasons, he … Continue reading