Shirt Just Got Real

My birthday is less than one week away, now I’m not asking you tricks to throw me a party, or send me free Valtrex in the mail, I’m merely letting you know because I’m a narcissist and want you to … Continue reading

Charming Senior Citizens Who DGAF

My birthday is less than a month away. With the blood curdling and brutal chill of today’s weather, I am feeling each and every one of my years on Earth. But you know what? Unlike all the other whiny complaint factories who p*ss … Continue reading