Getting Lay’d So You Don’t Have To

Last year the Frito-Lay company ran a contest that challenged America to create a new potato chip flavor. The lucky entry chosen as the winner would come with an award of ONE MEEELYUN DOLLARS (or a percentage of the new flavor sales, whichever was more.) … Continue reading

The World Has Lost a True Hero

Folks, get out your finest bag of Doritos, paw through the entire dang thing, procure the cheesiest (aka most orange) Dorito you can find and raise it high to the sky for Archer West, the genius inventor of AMERICA’S GREATEST GIFT, the Dorito. In … Continue reading