Look, I know I was supposed to hook you skanks up with the latest dispatch from my empire forged from plastic and little girl squeals of hapiness, but we’ve got some serious sh*t to discuss this morning. You’ll just hafta wait … Continue reading

I’m a Sucker for Terrible Tattoos

As a life-long hedonist, there are many things in this world that bring me joy and unbridled pleasure. But few things match the happiness that laughing at horrible tattoos gives me. Case in point, I used to live next door … Continue reading

Something for the Ladies and Fancy Lads: Hotties of 1999!

The fear of potentially losing Hostess and their myriad of calorie-laden delights is bummin’ me out. I need a little candy to make it all better, EYE-CANDY, that is! Youth of today, as you can see…we really had it all in … Continue reading

Fred Durst to get a sitcom = the apocalypse jokes, they write themselves.

CBS, in addition to being run by “Mr. Julie Chen,” aka Les Moonves, it is the home to a coupla staples at Angry Baby Manor, classic television such as The Big Bang Theory, and the summer schlock-fest that I can’t tear … Continue reading