A Letter To Cribsy From the Holy See (Ya Later)

In my last¬†dispatch, ¬†I wrote about the REAL reason Pope Benedict XVI decided to kick his papacy to the curb. Because the internet is a beautiful thing the Holy See saw his way to write in and dispell all the … Continue reading

The Pope Quit Because of Frank Ocean’s Grammy Performance

Last night Frank Ocean murdered the world’s eardrums and baffled the planet with a bizarre homage to the 1994 film, Forrest Gump. In a completely related issue, hours after Ocean’s performance, Pope Benedict the XVI decided to quit being the … Continue reading